me: *looks at a palm tree*
the neighborhood:
cooleio dudeio
I'm Kylei and I like dogs and cool facts about space
oh my god since i deleted the mobile app and became really inactive ive had like 15x the porn bots follow me asdfgjdnklf why do they do this
I knew she had a degree but didn’t know she was the most educated First Lady.
this needs to be on everyone’s dash…
Michelle was actually Baracks political advisor that’s how they met, I personally believe she should’ve been president herself
Michelle Obama 2020
(via whiskey-and-c41)
idk i deleted mobile and most likely wont be on here anymore so lmao bye
this is never going to not be funny
Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever
Bless you, Chris Pratt
This is the hardest I’ve laughed in so long
♫♫That’s not something that props can fix…that’s gonna be a little harder to fix.♫♫
(via falsethoughts)
this is really the funniest thing ive ever seen
THE WHEEZING
(via hotblugger)
WHO THE FUCK LET HIM DO THIS
Are there any objections? No? okay good, so yea Ryan is Tim Drake.👍🏾 DO IT BEN AFFLECK!
He fahn.
BITCH CAST HIM RIGHT NOW!
lets go
Do it, Ben!
YESSSS
Dude that kid is practically a splitting image. Do it!
(via tai-korczak)